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      string(74) "Virgin Media mulls ditching 1 in 3 UK facilities, starts £20m spend audit"
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      string(439) "<h4>'Staff in uproar' as relocation suddenly on the cards</h4>
<p><strong>Exclusive</strong> Virgin Media is to consider shuttering more than one-third of its sites across the UK amid a review of its multi-million pound annual spend on facilities, according to a letter to staff seen by <i>The Register</i>.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(53) "The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY"
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      string(114) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/the_ultimate_full_english_breakfast_have_your_say/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(350) "<h4>Forget Brexit, lets use grease and dead things to heal a gaping political chasm</h4>
<p>A turf war has broken out among the scribes at Vulture Towers North over the fried delicacies that should and should not be included in the world famous Full English <span class="strike">gut buster</span> Breakfast.…</p>"
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      string(64) "vSphere scales up, if you're willing to ditch a switch or server"
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      string(85) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/vsphere_6_5_update_1/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(221) "<h4>Update 1 for v. 6.5 gets 90% of the way to heaven on the client</h4>
<p>VMware's popped out the first update to vSphere 6.5 and it's unusually interesting for this sort of minor release.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(65) "Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC"
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      string(72) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/on_call/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(418) "<h4>Life lesson: don't display messages on screens if you don't know who'll see it!</h4>
<p><strong>On-Call</strong> The end of the week is nigh and to ease your passage into the next phase of existence – the blessed weekend - <i>El Reg</i> brings you On-Call, our Friday column chronicling readers’ stories of jobs with strange beginnings and sticky endings.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(64) "Ransomware scum straighten ties, invest in good customer service"
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      string(105) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/ransomware_customer_service_improvements/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(335) "<h4>Word of mouth matters when you're taking users' cash</h4>
<p>Ransomware scum are investing in customer service processes to get more people paying, according to McAfee's lead scientist and principal engineer Christiaan Beek.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(64) "Inside the ongoing fight to stamp out govt-grade Android spyware"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(382) "<h4>Chrysaor, Lipizzan are state surveillance tools, not Pokemon, surprisingly</h4>
<p><strong>Black Hat</strong> A study into government-grade Android spyware led researchers to a new strain of surveillance malware lurking in the Google Play app store – a strain that has now been unceremoniously booted out of the software marketplace.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(116) "After we ran our article about the fate of .sk, the nation of Slovakia flew into a rage. And now, here's part two..."
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      ["description"]=>
      string(271) "<h4>Behind the scenes of a battle to control a ccTLD</h4>
<p><strong>Analysis</strong> A campaign to convince the Slovakian government to halt the sale of the .sk registry has nothing to do with money or politics, it is claimed.…</p>"
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      string(63) "Apple exits music player biz by killing iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle"
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      string(213) "<h4>The iPod Touch is all that remains now and it's had two models axed</h4>
<p>Apple has exited the standalone music player business by discontinuing the iPod Nano and iPod Shuffle.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(86) "This is the Dell security team. We have you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order"
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      string(85) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/rsa_dell_integration/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(240) "<h4>RSA/VMware/Dell pincer movement to sell all the cybers</h4>
<p>Security buyers: Dell's got you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order, buy security software, and we can bring this to a peaceful ending.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(78) "USA to screen tablets,
<br>
e-readers and handheld games before they fly"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(370) "<h4>Ten US airports already do it, the rest will follow soon, foreigners may be spared</h4>
<p>Domestic air passengers within the USA will be required to remove any electronic device larger than a smartphone from their carry-on bags for screening before boarding.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      string(70) "Enumeration bug offers five-finger discount on shopping loyalty points"
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      string(293) "<h4>Woolworths Australia is off its trolley - points redemption apps accept random card numbers</h4>
<p><i>The Register</i> has been alerted that Australian retailer Woolworths' customer loyalty points can be filched thanks to a user enumeration bug.…</p>"
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      string(48) "Cellphone kill switches kill cellphone snatchers"
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      string(313) "<h4>Mobes no longer worth stealing, San Francisco DA declares</h4>
<p>Smartphone thefts have declined by 50 per cent in San Francisco since 2013, and by 22 per cent since last year, a decline that District Attorney George Gascón attributes to the Smartphone Theft Prevention Act.…</p>"
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      string(70) "Intel, Amazon, Twitter: Your 60-second guide to today's financial-gasm"
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      string(283) "<h4>The good, the bad, and the Dorsey</h4>
<p>We may be beyond the halfway point for the calendar year, but in the world of corporate finance we are squarely in the middle, as companies are posting their numbers for the three months to the end of June.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(88) "We're into lap 21 and Node.js features have again overtaken those attempting to teach it"
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      string(298) "<h4>Community races to keep docs current</h4>
<p><strong>Node Summit</strong> The popularity of Node.js has caught its community by surprise and left its stewards scrambling to find a way to keep developers up to date with the rapidly changing technology.…</p>"
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      string(103) "Big Cable falls into wormhole to alternate universe, sends back blog post about USA's amazing broadband"
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      string(388) "<h4>You are wrong about internet speeds. Love, NCTA</h4>
<p><strong>Analysis</strong> In a striking example of corporate gaslighting, the US cable industry's trade association, the NCTA, claims that the defining characteristic of the US broadband market is competition.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      string(94) "Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts"
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      string(231) "<h4>Trust us, we never screw anything up</h4>
<p>Living up to its Windows-as-a-service promise, Microsoft has laid out the schedule it will use to roll out Windows 10 and Office 365 updates in future.…</p>"
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      string(67) "Hackers can turn web-connected car washes into horrible death traps"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(327) "<h4>Yeah, boss, I took care of him. I had him waxed. Literally</h4>
<p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Forget hijacking smart light bulbs. Researchers claim they can hack into internet-connected car wash machines from the other side of the world and potentially turn them into death traps.…</p>"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(74) "Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(297) "<h4>President Broflake won't be happy about it</h4>
<p><strong>Updated</strong> Amazon founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos rode a surge in his web giant's stock price to overtake Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates as the richest person in the world.…</p>"
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      string(93) "The opsec blunders that landed a Russian politician's fraudster son in the clink for 27 years"
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      string(291) "<h4>Pro tip from the US DoJ: Don’t reuse passwords</h4>
<p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Uncle Sam's lawyers have revealed the catalog of operational security mistakes that led to the cuffing of one of the world’s most prolific credit-card crooks.…</p>"
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      string(69) "UK.gov: You can't have our drone test results because... er, security"
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      string(342) "<h4>UAV firms and campaigners slam opaque decision-making</h4>
<p>The Department for Transport has rejected calls from drone makers DJI, Parrot and GoPro to release details of its drone testing methodology on the grounds of "security".…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(69) "Mainframes, PCs, mobes tickle Fujitsu revenues in the right direction"
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      string(284) "<h4>Big overall profit turnaround in spite of x86 server slump</h4>
<p>Despite a mild slump in its x86 server sales, Fujitsu revenues increased for its first fiscal 2017 quarter by 2.5 per cent to $8.3bn (¥922.6bn), accompanied by a rebound in profits.…</p>"
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      string(60) "Wawaweewa! Huawei shifted 73m handsets in first half of year"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(193) "<h4>Up 20%, contributing $15.58bn to networking giant's coffers</h4>
<p>Huawei shipped 73 million phones in the first half of 2017, up 20.6 per cent year-on-year.…</p>"
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      string(67) "You know what’s not so throttled at O2? UK sales. They're up 2.6%"
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      string(338) "<h4>Firm chips away at debt after Three flog-off squashed</h4>
<p>Mobile operator Telefonica – AKA O2 – has posted an increase in sales in Blighty of 2.6 per cent to €1.6bn (£1.4bn) for its second quarter, with operating income before depreciation and amortisation (OIBDA) up 3.9 per cent to €433m.…</p>"
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      string(79) "Disgraced Entatech founder Jason Tsai tossed in the clink for contempt of court"
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      string(224) "<h4>Claimed 'cognitive dysfunction' to try dodge jail</h4>
<p>“Dishonest and manipulative” channel veteran Jason Tsai has been sentenced to nine months in the slammer for contempt of court.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:51:45 GMT"
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      string(76) "Think you could deliver a <em>Register</em> lecture? Tell us why"
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      string(87) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/register_lectures_call/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(408) "<h4>We're looking to extend our collection of brains in a bar</h4>
<p>We’re planning an ambitious series of <i>Register</i> lectures for next year, and we want to hear from you if you think you’ve got what it takes to fascinate and amaze our audience...or simply know someone who does.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:47:11 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(72) "Flash... Nu-uh! Tech folk champing at the bit to switch off life support"
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      string(79) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/flash_reaction/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(418) "<h4>But others ain't so pleased</h4>
<p>When Adobe this week announced its intention to <a target="_blank" href="https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/25/flash_nahuh_internets_screen_door_gone_for_good_by_2020/">kill Flash by 2020</a>, a cheer went up among techies everywhere – not least of which were the browser-makers, who seemed pleased to hasten its death on the web.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:18:06 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(66) "Strong and stable, my arse. UK wobbles when coping with ransomware"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(206) "<h4>Even worse than France. FRANCE!</h4>
<p>A third of businesses have suffered a ransomware attack in the last 12 months, according to a new survey sponsored by Malwarebytes.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:01:39 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(72) "Microsoft previews Azure Container Instances – with per-second billing"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(271) "<h4>Easier containers on MS's cloud – but Linux-only for now</h4>
<p>Microsoft has released a preview of Azure Container Instances, a new way to deploy containers which emphasises speed and ease of use above scalability and orchestration.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:51:28 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(68) "Corporate IMer Slack pockets $250m from SoftBank and pals – report"
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      string(98) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/slack_250m_funding_round_softbank/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(179) "<h4>Reports throw cold water on Amazon buyout rumours</h4>
<p>Corporate messaging biz Slack is reportedly raising $250m in its latest funding round.…</p>"
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      ["pubDate"]=>
      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:05:09 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(85) "Uneasy rest the buttocks on the iron throne. Profits plunge 14% at Sky UK and Ireland"
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      string(374) "<h4>Meanwhile firm signs up 97k mobile customers</h4>
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      ["description"]=>
      string(388) "<h4>Monetising video... RU serious, Zuck?</h4>
<p><strong>Analysis</strong> Anyone asking why there hasn't been a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.vox.com/new-money/2017/7/11/15929014/end-of-the-internet-startup">major new technology company to rival the likes of Facebook for a decade</a> should take a good look at... Facebook.…</p>"
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      string(199) "<h4>An HPC product line is for life, not just for Christmas</h4>
<p>The incredible shrinking Seagate business is selling its ClusterStor HPC array product line to Cray.…</p>"
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      string(62) "You need to assemble a crack AI team: Where do you even start?"
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      string(305) "<h4>Building a team to build your machine smarts</h4>
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      string(267) "<h4>All the details on the less cheap-as-chips device</h4>
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      string(329) "<h4>Operating profit up 73 per cent to record US$12.68bn as smartmobe buyers go large</h4>
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      string(288) "<h4>Third Space Launch System engine controller declared a success</h4>
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      string(70) "Twitter's twits turned troll's tech taunt into thought-provoking tonic"
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      string(86) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/twitter_scala_node_js/"
      ["description"]=>
      string(272) "<h4>Behind the scenes of web upstart's shift from Scala to Node.js</h4>
<p><strong>Node Summit</strong> In April, 2016 Paul Ford, cofounder of New York-based digital production studio Postlight, told Twitter its web app was crap.…</p>"
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      string(52) "'SambaCry' malware scum return with a Windows encore"
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      string(217) "<h4>CowerSnail' opens garden variety backdoors rather than mining BTC</h4>
<p>Malware authors continue to chip away at Samba bugs similar to those that helped spread WannaCry/WannaCrypt.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:56:05 GMT"
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      string(373) "<h4>Hyper-V tops the Most Wanted list with $250k price on its head</h4>
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      string(88) "GitHub wants more new contributors, because that's what GitHub is <i>for</i>"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(233) "<h4>'I started an eternal flamewar over code brackets and all I got was this stupid badge'</h4>
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      string(84) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/github_upgrade_emphasises_collaboration/"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 03:02:05 GMT"
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      string(62) "Greek police arrest chap accused of laundering $4bn of Bitcoin"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(271) "<h4>Russian Alexander Vinnik thought to be handling proceeds of Mt Gox bust</h4>
<p>Police in Greece have arrested a Russian national they accuse of running the BTC-e Bitcoin exchange to launder more than US$4bn worth of the cryptocurrency.…</p>"
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      string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 02:01:09 GMT"
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      ["title"]=>
      string(83) "Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(271) "<h4>'We could consider ourselves space travelers or extragalactic immigrants'</h4>
<p>Up to half the atoms in the stars, planets, moons – and even in us – could come from distant galaxies beyond the Milky Way, according to a new study.…</p>"
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      string(73) "Australia cyber minister wants Asia to define new global laws of digi-war"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(475) "<h4>Interdependence of nations give the region incentive to go beyond Budapest Convention</h4>
<p>Dan Tehan, Australia's minister assisting the prime minister for Cyber Security, says south-east Asian nations are beginning to discuss a joint regional approach to best practise cyber-security, and perhaps even also a new set of rules of engagement for online conflict.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->"
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      string(87) "Valley VC sues blogger after sex pest claims, discovers writer is a male tech biz rival"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(298) "<h4>'Whistleblower' IP address leads to dude a few miles away</h4>
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      ["title"]=>
      string(28) "Meg Whitman OUT at HP ...Inc"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(222) "<h4>Yes, she's giving up her board seat. What did you think we meant?</h4>
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      string(85) "Reminder: Spies, cops don't need to crack WhatsApp. They'll just hack your smartphone"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(250) "<h4>Need to snoop on chatter? Forget math, just exploit a bug</h4>
<p>Police in Germany will forego seeking decryption keys for secure messaging apps, like WhatsApp, and instead simply hack devices to snoop on suspects.…</p>"
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      string(86) "Tired: Java. Desired: Node.js. Retired: The suggestion a JavaScript runtime is bonkers"
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      ["description"]=>
      string(443) "<h4>Er, according to these JS framework fans</h4>
<p><strong>Node Summit</strong> As the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nodesummit.com/">Node Summit</a> got underway in San Francisco on Wednesday, Charles Beeler, general partner at Rally Ventures, said the Node community has come a long way since 2012, when everyone was talking about Node.js and no one was using it.…</p>"
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["link"]=> string(111) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/slovaks_claim_purest_intentions_controlling_sk/" ["description"]=> string(271) "<h4>Behind the scenes of a battle to control a ccTLD</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> A campaign to convince the Slovakian government to halt the sale of the .sk registry has nothing to do with money or politics, it is claimed.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(91) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/slovaks_claim_purest_intentions_controlling_sk/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 05:04:05 GMT" } [7]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(63) "Apple exits music player biz by killing iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle" ["link"]=> string(133) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/apple_exits_music_player_biz_by_discontinuing_ipod_nano_ipod_shuffle/" ["description"]=> string(213) "<h4>The iPod Touch is all that remains now and it's had two models axed</h4> <p>Apple has exited the standalone music player business by discontinuing the iPod Nano and iPod Shuffle.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(113) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/apple_exits_music_player_biz_by_discontinuing_ipod_nano_ipod_shuffle/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 03:58:07 GMT" } [8]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(86) "This is the Dell security team. We have you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order" ["link"]=> string(85) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/rsa_dell_integration/" ["description"]=> string(240) "<h4>RSA/VMware/Dell pincer movement to sell all the cybers</h4> <p>Security buyers: Dell's got you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order, buy security software, and we can bring this to a peaceful ending.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(65) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/rsa_dell_integration/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 03:04:08 GMT" } [9]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(78) "USA to screen tablets, <br> e-readers and handheld games before they fly" ["link"]=> string(104) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/new_tsa_screening_rules_for_electronics/" ["description"]=> string(370) "<h4>Ten US airports already do it, the rest will follow soon, foreigners may be spared</h4> <p>Domestic air passengers within the USA will be required to remove any electronic device larger than a smartphone from their carry-on bags for screening before boarding.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(84) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/new_tsa_screening_rules_for_electronics/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 02:10:07 GMT" } [10]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(70) "Enumeration bug offers five-finger discount on shopping loyalty points" ["link"]=> string(106) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/woolworths_australia_user_enumeration_bug/" ["description"]=> string(293) "<h4>Woolworths Australia is off its trolley - points redemption apps accept random card numbers</h4> <p><i>The Register</i> has been alerted that Australian retailer Woolworths' customer loyalty points can be filched thanks to a user enumeration bug.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(86) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/woolworths_australia_user_enumeration_bug/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 01:04:49 GMT" } [11]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(48) "Cellphone kill switches kill cellphone snatchers" ["link"]=> string(101) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/kill_switches_dispatch_phone_thieves/" ["description"]=> string(313) "<h4>Mobes no longer worth stealing, San Francisco DA declares</h4> <p>Smartphone thefts have declined by 50 per cent in San Francisco since 2013, and by 22 per cent since last year, a decline that District Attorney George Gascón attributes to the Smartphone Theft Prevention Act.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(81) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/kill_switches_dispatch_phone_thieves/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Fri, 28 Jul 2017 00:31:49 GMT" } [12]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(70) "Intel, Amazon, Twitter: Your 60-second guide to today's financial-gasm" ["link"]=> string(104) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/intel_amazon_twitter_q2_fy2017_earnings/" ["description"]=> string(283) "<h4>The good, the bad, and the Dorsey</h4> <p>We may be beyond the halfway point for the calendar year, but in the world of corporate finance we are squarely in the middle, as companies are posting their numbers for the three months to the end of June.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(84) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/intel_amazon_twitter_q2_fy2017_earnings/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 23:32:13 GMT" } [13]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(88) "We're into lap 21 and Node.js features have again overtaken those attempting to teach it" ["link"]=> string(103) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/nodejs_features_race_ahead_of_teachers/" ["description"]=> string(298) "<h4>Community races to keep docs current</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> The popularity of Node.js has caught its community by surprise and left its stewards scrambling to find a way to keep developers up to date with the rapidly changing technology.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(83) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/nodejs_features_race_ahead_of_teachers/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:56:07 GMT" } [14]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(103) "Big Cable falls into wormhole to alternate universe, sends back blog post about USA's amazing broadband" ["link"]=> string(99) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/big_cable_lies_about_access_choice/" ["description"]=> string(388) "<h4>You are wrong about internet speeds. Love, NCTA</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> In a striking example of corporate gaslighting, the US cable industry's trade association, the NCTA, claims that the defining characteristic of the US broadband market is competition.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(79) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/big_cable_lies_about_access_choice/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:18:50 GMT" } [15]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(94) "Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts" ["link"]=> string(98) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_windows_office_releases/" ["description"]=> string(231) "<h4>Trust us, we never screw anything up</h4> <p>Living up to its Windows-as-a-service promise, Microsoft has laid out the schedule it will use to roll out Windows 10 and Office 365 updates in future.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(78) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_windows_office_releases/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 21:52:41 GMT" } [16]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(67) "Hackers can turn web-connected car washes into horrible death traps" ["link"]=> string(80) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/killer_car_wash/" ["description"]=> string(327) "<h4>Yeah, boss, I took care of him. I had him waxed. Literally</h4> <p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Forget hijacking smart light bulbs. Researchers claim they can hack into internet-connected car wash machines from the other side of the world and potentially turn them into death traps.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(60) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/killer_car_wash/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 20:24:13 GMT" } [17]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(74) "Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle" ["link"]=> string(97) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/bezos_beats_gates_richest_person/" ["description"]=> string(297) "<h4>President Broflake won't be happy about it</h4> <p><strong>Updated</strong> Amazon founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos rode a surge in his web giant's stock price to overtake Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates as the richest person in the world.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(77) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/bezos_beats_gates_richest_person/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 19:33:25 GMT" } [18]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(93) "The opsec blunders that landed a Russian politician's fraudster son in the clink for 27 years" ["link"]=> string(105) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/russian_politicians_son_gets_27yrs_fraud/" ["description"]=> string(291) "<h4>Pro tip from the US DoJ: Don’t reuse passwords</h4> <p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Uncle Sam's lawyers have revealed the catalog of operational security mistakes that led to the cuffing of one of the world’s most prolific credit-card crooks.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(85) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/russian_politicians_son_gets_27yrs_fraud/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 18:34:49 GMT" } [19]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(69) "UK.gov: You can't have our drone test results because... er, security" ["link"]=> string(104) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/drone_test_results_wont_be_released_dft/" ["description"]=> string(342) "<h4>UAV firms and campaigners slam opaque decision-making</h4> <p>The Department for Transport has rejected calls from drone makers DJI, Parrot and GoPro to release details of its drone testing methodology on the grounds of "security".…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(84) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/drone_test_results_wont_be_released_dft/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:51:05 GMT" } [20]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(69) "Mainframes, PCs, mobes tickle Fujitsu revenues in the right direction" ["link"]=> string(79) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/fujitsu_1q2017/" ["description"]=> string(284) "<h4>Big overall profit turnaround in spite of x86 server slump</h4> <p>Despite a mild slump in its x86 server sales, Fujitsu revenues increased for its first fiscal 2017 quarter by 2.5 per cent to $8.3bn (¥922.6bn), accompanied by a rebound in profits.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(59) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/fujitsu_1q2017/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:00:12 GMT" } [21]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(60) "Wawaweewa! Huawei shifted 73m handsets in first half of year" ["link"]=> string(87) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/huawei_teases_earnings/" ["description"]=> string(193) "<h4>Up 20%, contributing $15.58bn to networking giant's coffers</h4> <p>Huawei shipped 73 million phones in the first half of 2017, up 20.6 per cent year-on-year.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(67) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/huawei_teases_earnings/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:07:23 GMT" } [22]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(67) "You know what’s not so throttled at O2? UK sales. They're up 2.6%" ["link"]=> string(96) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/o2_posts_sales_up_26_in_blighty/" ["description"]=> string(338) "<h4>Firm chips away at debt after Three flog-off squashed</h4> <p>Mobile operator Telefonica – AKA O2 – has posted an increase in sales in Blighty of 2.6 per cent to €1.6bn (£1.4bn) for its second quarter, with operating income before depreciation and amortisation (OIBDA) up 3.9 per cent to €433m.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(76) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/o2_posts_sales_up_26_in_blighty/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 13:27:12 GMT" } [23]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(79) "Disgraced Entatech founder Jason Tsai tossed in the clink for contempt of court" ["link"]=> string(91) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/jason_tsai_entatech_jailed/" ["description"]=> string(224) "<h4>Claimed 'cognitive dysfunction' to try dodge jail</h4> <p>“Dishonest and manipulative” channel veteran Jason Tsai has been sentenced to nine months in the slammer for contempt of court.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(71) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/jason_tsai_entatech_jailed/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:51:45 GMT" } [24]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(76) "Think you could deliver a <em>Register</em> lecture? Tell us why" ["link"]=> string(87) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/register_lectures_call/" ["description"]=> string(408) "<h4>We're looking to extend our collection of brains in a bar</h4> <p>We’re planning an ambitious series of <i>Register</i> lectures for next year, and we want to hear from you if you think you’ve got what it takes to fascinate and amaze our audience...or simply know someone who does.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(67) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/register_lectures_call/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:47:11 GMT" } [25]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(72) "Flash... Nu-uh! Tech folk champing at the bit to switch off life support" ["link"]=> string(79) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/flash_reaction/" ["description"]=> string(418) "<h4>But others ain't so pleased</h4> <p>When Adobe this week announced its intention to <a target="_blank" href="https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/25/flash_nahuh_internets_screen_door_gone_for_good_by_2020/">kill Flash by 2020</a>, a cheer went up among techies everywhere – not least of which were the browser-makers, who seemed pleased to hasten its death on the web.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(59) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/flash_reaction/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:18:06 GMT" } [26]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(66) "Strong and stable, my arse. UK wobbles when coping with ransomware" ["link"]=> string(82) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/ransomware_survey/" ["description"]=> string(206) "<h4>Even worse than France. FRANCE!</h4> <p>A third of businesses have suffered a ransomware attack in the last 12 months, according to a new survey sponsored by Malwarebytes.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(62) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/ransomware_survey/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:01:39 GMT" } [27]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(72) "Microsoft previews Azure Container Instances – with per-second billing" ["link"]=> string(109) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_previews_azure_container_instances/" ["description"]=> string(271) "<h4>Easier containers on MS's cloud – but Linux-only for now</h4> <p>Microsoft has released a preview of Azure Container Instances, a new way to deploy containers which emphasises speed and ease of use above scalability and orchestration.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(89) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_previews_azure_container_instances/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:51:28 GMT" } [28]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(68) "Corporate IMer Slack pockets $250m from SoftBank and pals – report" ["link"]=> string(98) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/slack_250m_funding_round_softbank/" ["description"]=> string(179) "<h4>Reports throw cold water on Amazon buyout rumours</h4> <p>Corporate messaging biz Slack is reportedly raising $250m in its latest funding round.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(78) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/slack_250m_funding_round_softbank/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:05:09 GMT" } [29]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(85) "Uneasy rest the buttocks on the iron throne. Profits plunge 14% at Sky UK and Ireland" ["link"]=> string(113) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/profits_plunge_14_per_cent_at_sky_uk_and_ireland/" ["description"]=> string(374) "<h4>Meanwhile firm signs up 97k mobile customers</h4> <p>Sky's operating profits plunged 14 per cent to £1.3bn in the UK and Ireland, on revenue up 4 per cent to £8.6bn for the <i>Game Of Thrones</i> broadcaster and broadband pusher's full-year results.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(93) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/profits_plunge_14_per_cent_at_sky_uk_and_ireland/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:51:49 GMT" } [30]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(59) "Facebook may print money but thirsty Wall Street wants more" ["link"]=> string(90) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/facebook_video_innovation/" ["description"]=> string(388) "<h4>Monetising video... RU serious, Zuck?</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> Anyone asking why there hasn't been a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.vox.com/new-money/2017/7/11/15929014/end-of-the-internet-startup">major new technology company to rival the likes of Facebook for a decade</a> should take a good look at... Facebook.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(70) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/facebook_video_innovation/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:13:14 GMT" } [31]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(59) "Seagate offloads ClusterStor data-nomming plaything on Cray" ["link"]=> string(106) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/seagate_offloads_clusterstor_line_on_cray/" ["description"]=> string(199) "<h4>An HPC product line is for life, not just for Christmas</h4> <p>The incredible shrinking Seagate business is selling its ClusterStor HPC array product line to Cray.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(86) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/seagate_offloads_clusterstor_line_on_cray/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:44:31 GMT" } [32]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(62) "You need to assemble a crack AI team: Where do you even start?" ["link"]=> string(86) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/assembling_an_ai_team/" ["description"]=> string(305) "<h4>Building a team to build your machine smarts</h4> <p>AI is finding its way into every day business and government. The idea of AI is not a new, but what is different is that today's hardware and software is bringing the various concepts underpinning AI to a mass market.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(66) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/assembling_an_ai_team/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:04:48 GMT" } [33]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(65) "OnePlus cash equals 5: Rebel flagship joins upmarket Android crew" ["link"]=> string(81) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/oneplus_5_review/" ["description"]=> string(267) "<h4>All the details on the less cheap-as-chips device</h4> <p><strong>Review</strong> In a little over three years, the Chinese giant BBK Electronics has made a big impact on the market using OnePlus as a guerilla operation.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(61) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/oneplus_5_review/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 08:02:06 GMT" } [34]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(81) "Smoking hot Galaxy S8 and storage sales fire Samsung to flaming brilliant quarter" ["link"]=> string(80) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/samsung_q2_2017/" ["description"]=> string(329) "<h4>Operating profit up 73 per cent to record US$12.68bn as smartmobe buyers go large</h4> <p>Samsung Electronics has reported a record second quarter in which it hauled US$54.8bn through the door, $12.86bn of that profit.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(60) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/samsung_q2_2017/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:34:07 GMT" } [35]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(56) "Cisco bugs leave network automation vulnerable to attack" ["link"]=> string(121) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/cisco_bugs_leave_network_automation_vulnerable_to_attack/" ["description"]=> string(193) "<h4>Packet snooping, certificate slip, and denial-of-service</h4> <p>A slip in certificate handling is one of three bugs in Cisco's Autonomic Networking software.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(101) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/cisco_bugs_leave_network_automation_vulnerable_to_attack/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:01:11 GMT" } [36]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(61) "NASA lights humongous rocket that goes nowhere ... until 2019" ["link"]=> string(118) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/nasa_lights_bloody_big_rocket_that_doesnt_go_anywhere/" ["description"]=> string(288) "<h4>Third Space Launch System engine controller declared a success</h4> <p><strong>Vid</strong> If you have a hankering to watch eight minutes of billowing clouds of rocket exhaust, NASA's posted the video of the latest test of its RS-25 engine.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(98) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/nasa_lights_bloody_big_rocket_that_doesnt_go_anywhere/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:33:04 GMT" } [37]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(70) "Twitter's twits turned troll's tech taunt into thought-provoking tonic" ["link"]=> string(86) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/twitter_scala_node_js/" ["description"]=> string(272) "<h4>Behind the scenes of web upstart's shift from Scala to Node.js</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> In April, 2016 Paul Ford, cofounder of New York-based digital production studio Postlight, told Twitter its web app was crap.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(66) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/twitter_scala_node_js/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:05:07 GMT" } [38]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(52) "'SambaCry' malware scum return with a Windows encore" ["link"]=> string(115) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/sambacry_malware_scum_return_with_a_windows_encore/" ["description"]=> string(217) "<h4>CowerSnail' opens garden variety backdoors rather than mining BTC</h4> <p>Malware authors continue to chip away at Samba bugs similar to those that helped spread WannaCry/WannaCrypt.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(95) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/sambacry_malware_scum_return_with_a_windows_encore/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:56:05 GMT" } [39]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(85) "Microsoft adds all of Windows – including Server – to extended bug bounty program" ["link"]=> string(109) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_extends_windows_bug_bounty_program/" ["description"]=> string(373) "<h4>Hyper-V tops the Most Wanted list with $250k price on its head</h4> <p>Microsoft has extended its bug bounty program for Windows Insider to include the whole of the OS, extended its operation indefinitely and added Windows Server Insider to the eligibility list.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(89) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_extends_windows_bug_bounty_program/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:04:09 GMT" } [40]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(88) "GitHub wants more new contributors, because that's what GitHub is <i>for</i>" ["link"]=> string(104) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/github_upgrade_emphasises_collaboration/" ["description"]=> string(233) "<h4>'I started an eternal flamewar over code brackets and all I got was this stupid badge'</h4> <p>GitHub has added a chunk of features it says will help new users and projects build better communities.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(84) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/github_upgrade_emphasises_collaboration/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 03:02:05 GMT" } [41]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(62) "Greek police arrest chap accused of laundering $4bn of Bitcoin" ["link"]=> string(118) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/greek_police_arrest_alleged_russian_bitcoin_launderer/" ["description"]=> string(271) "<h4>Russian Alexander Vinnik thought to be handling proceeds of Mt Gox bust</h4> <p>Police in Greece have arrested a Russian national they accuse of running the BTC-e Bitcoin exchange to launder more than US$4bn worth of the cryptocurrency.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(98) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/greek_police_arrest_alleged_russian_bitcoin_launderer/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 02:01:09 GMT" } [42]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(83) "Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies" ["link"]=> string(83) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/milky_way_galaxies/" ["description"]=> string(271) "<h4>'We could consider ourselves space travelers or extragalactic immigrants'</h4> <p>Up to half the atoms in the stars, planets, moons – and even in us – could come from distant galaxies beyond the Milky Way, according to a new study.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(63) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/milky_way_galaxies/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 01:00:05 GMT" } [43]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(73) "Australia cyber minister wants Asia to define new global laws of digi-war" ["link"]=> string(125) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/asia_can_take_world_beyond_budapest_convention_on_cybercrime/" ["description"]=> string(475) "<h4>Interdependence of nations give the region incentive to go beyond Budapest Convention</h4> <p>Dan Tehan, Australia's minister assisting the prime minister for Cyber Security, says south-east Asian nations are beginning to discuss a joint regional approach to best practise cyber-security, and perhaps even also a new set of rules of engagement for online conflict.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(105) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/asia_can_take_world_beyond_budapest_convention_on_cybercrime/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:01:51 GMT" } [44]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(87) "Valley VC sues blogger after sex pest claims, discovers writer is a male tech biz rival" ["link"]=> string(93) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/vc_accused_sexual_harassment/" ["description"]=> string(298) "<h4>'Whistleblower' IP address leads to dude a few miles away</h4> <p>A Silicon Valley investor accused of sexual harassment by an anonymous blogger has sued the mysterious scribe for defamation – only to find the writer appeared to be a business rival in disguise.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(73) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/vc_accused_sexual_harassment/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Wed, 26 Jul 2017 23:08:02 GMT" } [45]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(28) "Meg Whitman OUT at HP ...Inc" ["link"]=> string(86) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/whitman_out_at_hp_inc/" ["description"]=> string(222) "<h4>Yes, she's giving up her board seat. What did you think we meant?</h4> <p>Meg Whitman has cut her last ties with HP Inc by stepping down as chairwoman of the company's board of directors.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(66) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/whitman_out_at_hp_inc/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:37:16 GMT" } [46]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(85) "Reminder: Spies, cops don't need to crack WhatsApp. They'll just hack your smartphone" ["link"]=> string(87) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/german_cops_pwn_phones/" ["description"]=> string(250) "<h4>Need to snoop on chatter? Forget math, just exploit a bug</h4> <p>Police in Germany will forego seeking decryption keys for secure messaging apps, like WhatsApp, and instead simply hack devices to snoop on suspects.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(67) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/german_cops_pwn_phones/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:58:53 GMT" } [47]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(86) "Tired: Java. Desired: Node.js. Retired: The suggestion a JavaScript runtime is bonkers" ["link"]=> string(90) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/one_node_to_rule_them_all/" ["description"]=> string(443) "<h4>Er, according to these JS framework fans</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> As the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nodesummit.com/">Node Summit</a> got underway in San Francisco on Wednesday, Charles Beeler, general partner at Rally Ventures, said the Node community has come a long way since 2012, when everyone was talking about Node.js and no one was using it.…</p>" ["guid"]=> string(70) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/one_node_to_rule_them_all/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:36:18 GMT" } [48]=> array(5) { ["title"]=> string(69) "Marketing giant Marketo forgets to renew domain name. Hilarity ensues" ["link"]=> string(95) "http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/marketo_forgot_to_renew_domain/" ["description"]=> string(312) "<h4>Red faces all round at dotcom after emails, tracking links go TITSUP</h4> <p>With a perfect dose of irony, a biz that sells automated marketing software online failed to automatically renew its dotcom.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' -->" ["guid"]=> string(75) "tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/marketo_forgot_to_renew_domain/" ["pubDate"]=> string(29) "Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:10:17 GMT" } }
Array ( [0] => Array ( [title] => Virgin Media mulls ditching 1 in 3 UK facilities, starts £20m spend audit [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/virgin_media_consolidating_office_space/ [description] => <h4>'Staff in uproar' as relocation suddenly on the cards</h4> <p><strong>Exclusive</strong> Virgin Media is to consider shuttering more than one-third of its sites across the UK amid a review of its multi-million pound annual spend on facilities, according to a letter to staff seen by <i>The Register</i>.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/virgin_media_consolidating_office_space/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 09:03:05 GMT ) [1] => Array ( [title] => The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/the_ultimate_full_english_breakfast_have_your_say/ [description] => <h4>Forget Brexit, lets use grease and dead things to heal a gaping political chasm</h4> <p>A turf war has broken out among the scribes at Vulture Towers North over the fried delicacies that should and should not be included in the world famous Full English <span class="strike">gut buster</span> Breakfast.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/the_ultimate_full_english_breakfast_have_your_say/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 08:27:04 GMT ) [2] => Array ( [title] => vSphere scales up, if you're willing to ditch a switch or server [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/vsphere_6_5_update_1/ [description] => <h4>Update 1 for v. 6.5 gets 90% of the way to heaven on the client</h4> <p>VMware's popped out the first update to vSphere 6.5 and it's unusually interesting for this sort of minor release.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/vsphere_6_5_update_1/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 07:31:12 GMT ) [3] => Array ( [title] => Sysadmin jeered in staff cafeteria as he climbed ladder to fix PC [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/on_call/ [description] => <h4>Life lesson: don't display messages on screens if you don't know who'll see it!</h4> <p><strong>On-Call</strong> The end of the week is nigh and to ease your passage into the next phase of existence – the blessed weekend - <i>El Reg</i> brings you On-Call, our Friday column chronicling readers’ stories of jobs with strange beginnings and sticky endings.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/on_call/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:55:13 GMT ) [4] => Array ( [title] => Ransomware scum straighten ties, invest in good customer service [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/ransomware_customer_service_improvements/ [description] => <h4>Word of mouth matters when you're taking users' cash</h4> <p>Ransomware scum are investing in customer service processes to get more people paying, according to McAfee's lead scientist and principal engineer Christiaan Beek.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/ransomware_customer_service_improvements/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:31:09 GMT ) [5] => Array ( [title] => Inside the ongoing fight to stamp out govt-grade Android spyware [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/state_hacking_tools_android/ [description] => <h4>Chrysaor, Lipizzan are state surveillance tools, not Pokemon, surprisingly</h4> <p><strong>Black Hat</strong> A study into government-grade Android spyware led researchers to a new strain of surveillance malware lurking in the Google Play app store – a strain that has now been unceremoniously booted out of the software marketplace.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/state_hacking_tools_android/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 06:01:07 GMT ) [6] => Array ( [title] => After we ran our article about the fate of .sk, the nation of Slovakia flew into a rage. And now, here's part two... [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/slovaks_claim_purest_intentions_controlling_sk/ [description] => <h4>Behind the scenes of a battle to control a ccTLD</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> A campaign to convince the Slovakian government to halt the sale of the .sk registry has nothing to do with money or politics, it is claimed.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/slovaks_claim_purest_intentions_controlling_sk/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 05:04:05 GMT ) [7] => Array ( [title] => Apple exits music player biz by killing iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/apple_exits_music_player_biz_by_discontinuing_ipod_nano_ipod_shuffle/ [description] => <h4>The iPod Touch is all that remains now and it's had two models axed</h4> <p>Apple has exited the standalone music player business by discontinuing the iPod Nano and iPod Shuffle.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/apple_exits_music_player_biz_by_discontinuing_ipod_nano_ipod_shuffle/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 03:58:07 GMT ) [8] => Array ( [title] => This is the Dell security team. We have you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/rsa_dell_integration/ [description] => <h4>RSA/VMware/Dell pincer movement to sell all the cybers</h4> <p>Security buyers: Dell's got you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order, buy security software, and we can bring this to a peaceful ending.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/rsa_dell_integration/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 03:04:08 GMT ) [9] => Array ( [title] => USA to screen tablets, <br> e-readers and handheld games before they fly [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/new_tsa_screening_rules_for_electronics/ [description] => <h4>Ten US airports already do it, the rest will follow soon, foreigners may be spared</h4> <p>Domestic air passengers within the USA will be required to remove any electronic device larger than a smartphone from their carry-on bags for screening before boarding.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/new_tsa_screening_rules_for_electronics/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 02:10:07 GMT ) [10] => Array ( [title] => Enumeration bug offers five-finger discount on shopping loyalty points [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/woolworths_australia_user_enumeration_bug/ [description] => <h4>Woolworths Australia is off its trolley - points redemption apps accept random card numbers</h4> <p><i>The Register</i> has been alerted that Australian retailer Woolworths' customer loyalty points can be filched thanks to a user enumeration bug.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/woolworths_australia_user_enumeration_bug/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 01:04:49 GMT ) [11] => Array ( [title] => Cellphone kill switches kill cellphone snatchers [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/28/kill_switches_dispatch_phone_thieves/ [description] => <h4>Mobes no longer worth stealing, San Francisco DA declares</h4> <p>Smartphone thefts have declined by 50 per cent in San Francisco since 2013, and by 22 per cent since last year, a decline that District Attorney George Gascón attributes to the Smartphone Theft Prevention Act.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/28/kill_switches_dispatch_phone_thieves/ [pubDate] => Fri, 28 Jul 2017 00:31:49 GMT ) [12] => Array ( [title] => Intel, Amazon, Twitter: Your 60-second guide to today's financial-gasm [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/intel_amazon_twitter_q2_fy2017_earnings/ [description] => <h4>The good, the bad, and the Dorsey</h4> <p>We may be beyond the halfway point for the calendar year, but in the world of corporate finance we are squarely in the middle, as companies are posting their numbers for the three months to the end of June.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/intel_amazon_twitter_q2_fy2017_earnings/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 23:32:13 GMT ) [13] => Array ( [title] => We're into lap 21 and Node.js features have again overtaken those attempting to teach it [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/nodejs_features_race_ahead_of_teachers/ [description] => <h4>Community races to keep docs current</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> The popularity of Node.js has caught its community by surprise and left its stewards scrambling to find a way to keep developers up to date with the rapidly changing technology.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/nodejs_features_race_ahead_of_teachers/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:56:07 GMT ) [14] => Array ( [title] => Big Cable falls into wormhole to alternate universe, sends back blog post about USA's amazing broadband [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/big_cable_lies_about_access_choice/ [description] => <h4>You are wrong about internet speeds. Love, NCTA</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> In a striking example of corporate gaslighting, the US cable industry's trade association, the NCTA, claims that the defining characteristic of the US broadband market is competition.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/big_cable_lies_about_access_choice/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 22:18:50 GMT ) [15] => Array ( [title] => Microsoft: Get in, IT nerds, you're now using Insider builds and twice-annual Windows rollouts [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_windows_office_releases/ [description] => <h4>Trust us, we never screw anything up</h4> <p>Living up to its Windows-as-a-service promise, Microsoft has laid out the schedule it will use to roll out Windows 10 and Office 365 updates in future.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_windows_office_releases/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 21:52:41 GMT ) [16] => Array ( [title] => Hackers can turn web-connected car washes into horrible death traps [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/killer_car_wash/ [description] => <h4>Yeah, boss, I took care of him. I had him waxed. Literally</h4> <p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Forget hijacking smart light bulbs. Researchers claim they can hack into internet-connected car wash machines from the other side of the world and potentially turn them into death traps.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/killer_car_wash/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 20:24:13 GMT ) [17] => Array ( [title] => Bezos' bonkers bank of bucks beats big Bill's brilliant billionaire bundle [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/bezos_beats_gates_richest_person/ [description] => <h4>President Broflake won't be happy about it</h4> <p><strong>Updated</strong> Amazon founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos rode a surge in his web giant's stock price to overtake Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates as the richest person in the world.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/bezos_beats_gates_richest_person/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 19:33:25 GMT ) [18] => Array ( [title] => The opsec blunders that landed a Russian politician's fraudster son in the clink for 27 years [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/russian_politicians_son_gets_27yrs_fraud/ [description] => <h4>Pro tip from the US DoJ: Don’t reuse passwords</h4> <p><strong>Black Hat</strong> Uncle Sam's lawyers have revealed the catalog of operational security mistakes that led to the cuffing of one of the world’s most prolific credit-card crooks.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/russian_politicians_son_gets_27yrs_fraud/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 18:34:49 GMT ) [19] => Array ( [title] => UK.gov: You can't have our drone test results because... er, security [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/drone_test_results_wont_be_released_dft/ [description] => <h4>UAV firms and campaigners slam opaque decision-making</h4> <p>The Department for Transport has rejected calls from drone makers DJI, Parrot and GoPro to release details of its drone testing methodology on the grounds of "security".…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/drone_test_results_wont_be_released_dft/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:51:05 GMT ) [20] => Array ( [title] => Mainframes, PCs, mobes tickle Fujitsu revenues in the right direction [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/fujitsu_1q2017/ [description] => <h4>Big overall profit turnaround in spite of x86 server slump</h4> <p>Despite a mild slump in its x86 server sales, Fujitsu revenues increased for its first fiscal 2017 quarter by 2.5 per cent to $8.3bn (¥922.6bn), accompanied by a rebound in profits.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/fujitsu_1q2017/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 15:00:12 GMT ) [21] => Array ( [title] => Wawaweewa! Huawei shifted 73m handsets in first half of year [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/huawei_teases_earnings/ [description] => <h4>Up 20%, contributing $15.58bn to networking giant's coffers</h4> <p>Huawei shipped 73 million phones in the first half of 2017, up 20.6 per cent year-on-year.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/huawei_teases_earnings/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 14:07:23 GMT ) [22] => Array ( [title] => You know what’s not so throttled at O2? UK sales. They're up 2.6% [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/o2_posts_sales_up_26_in_blighty/ [description] => <h4>Firm chips away at debt after Three flog-off squashed</h4> <p>Mobile operator Telefonica – AKA O2 – has posted an increase in sales in Blighty of 2.6 per cent to €1.6bn (£1.4bn) for its second quarter, with operating income before depreciation and amortisation (OIBDA) up 3.9 per cent to €433m.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/o2_posts_sales_up_26_in_blighty/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 13:27:12 GMT ) [23] => Array ( [title] => Disgraced Entatech founder Jason Tsai tossed in the clink for contempt of court [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/jason_tsai_entatech_jailed/ [description] => <h4>Claimed 'cognitive dysfunction' to try dodge jail</h4> <p>“Dishonest and manipulative” channel veteran Jason Tsai has been sentenced to nine months in the slammer for contempt of court.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/jason_tsai_entatech_jailed/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:51:45 GMT ) [24] => Array ( [title] => Think you could deliver a <em>Register</em> lecture? Tell us why [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/register_lectures_call/ [description] => <h4>We're looking to extend our collection of brains in a bar</h4> <p>We’re planning an ambitious series of <i>Register</i> lectures for next year, and we want to hear from you if you think you’ve got what it takes to fascinate and amaze our audience...or simply know someone who does.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/register_lectures_call/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:47:11 GMT ) [25] => Array ( [title] => Flash... Nu-uh! Tech folk champing at the bit to switch off life support [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/flash_reaction/ [description] => <h4>But others ain't so pleased</h4> <p>When Adobe this week announced its intention to <a target="_blank" href="https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/25/flash_nahuh_internets_screen_door_gone_for_good_by_2020/">kill Flash by 2020</a>, a cheer went up among techies everywhere – not least of which were the browser-makers, who seemed pleased to hasten its death on the web.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/flash_reaction/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:18:06 GMT ) [26] => Array ( [title] => Strong and stable, my arse. UK wobbles when coping with ransomware [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/ransomware_survey/ [description] => <h4>Even worse than France. FRANCE!</h4> <p>A third of businesses have suffered a ransomware attack in the last 12 months, according to a new survey sponsored by Malwarebytes.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/ransomware_survey/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:01:39 GMT ) [27] => Array ( [title] => Microsoft previews Azure Container Instances – with per-second billing [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_previews_azure_container_instances/ [description] => <h4>Easier containers on MS's cloud – but Linux-only for now</h4> <p>Microsoft has released a preview of Azure Container Instances, a new way to deploy containers which emphasises speed and ease of use above scalability and orchestration.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_previews_azure_container_instances/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:51:28 GMT ) [28] => Array ( [title] => Corporate IMer Slack pockets $250m from SoftBank and pals – report [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/slack_250m_funding_round_softbank/ [description] => <h4>Reports throw cold water on Amazon buyout rumours</h4> <p>Corporate messaging biz Slack is reportedly raising $250m in its latest funding round.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/slack_250m_funding_round_softbank/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 11:05:09 GMT ) [29] => Array ( [title] => Uneasy rest the buttocks on the iron throne. Profits plunge 14% at Sky UK and Ireland [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/profits_plunge_14_per_cent_at_sky_uk_and_ireland/ [description] => <h4>Meanwhile firm signs up 97k mobile customers</h4> <p>Sky's operating profits plunged 14 per cent to £1.3bn in the UK and Ireland, on revenue up 4 per cent to £8.6bn for the <i>Game Of Thrones</i> broadcaster and broadband pusher's full-year results.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/profits_plunge_14_per_cent_at_sky_uk_and_ireland/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:51:49 GMT ) [30] => Array ( [title] => Facebook may print money but thirsty Wall Street wants more [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/facebook_video_innovation/ [description] => <h4>Monetising video... RU serious, Zuck?</h4> <p><strong>Analysis</strong> Anyone asking why there hasn't been a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.vox.com/new-money/2017/7/11/15929014/end-of-the-internet-startup">major new technology company to rival the likes of Facebook for a decade</a> should take a good look at... Facebook.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/facebook_video_innovation/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 10:13:14 GMT ) [31] => Array ( [title] => Seagate offloads ClusterStor data-nomming plaything on Cray [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/seagate_offloads_clusterstor_line_on_cray/ [description] => <h4>An HPC product line is for life, not just for Christmas</h4> <p>The incredible shrinking Seagate business is selling its ClusterStor HPC array product line to Cray.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/seagate_offloads_clusterstor_line_on_cray/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:44:31 GMT ) [32] => Array ( [title] => You need to assemble a crack AI team: Where do you even start? [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/assembling_an_ai_team/ [description] => <h4>Building a team to build your machine smarts</h4> <p>AI is finding its way into every day business and government. The idea of AI is not a new, but what is different is that today's hardware and software is bringing the various concepts underpinning AI to a mass market.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/assembling_an_ai_team/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 09:04:48 GMT ) [33] => Array ( [title] => OnePlus cash equals 5: Rebel flagship joins upmarket Android crew [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/oneplus_5_review/ [description] => <h4>All the details on the less cheap-as-chips device</h4> <p><strong>Review</strong> In a little over three years, the Chinese giant BBK Electronics has made a big impact on the market using OnePlus as a guerilla operation.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/oneplus_5_review/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 08:02:06 GMT ) [34] => Array ( [title] => Smoking hot Galaxy S8 and storage sales fire Samsung to flaming brilliant quarter [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/samsung_q2_2017/ [description] => <h4>Operating profit up 73 per cent to record US$12.68bn as smartmobe buyers go large</h4> <p>Samsung Electronics has reported a record second quarter in which it hauled US$54.8bn through the door, $12.86bn of that profit.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/samsung_q2_2017/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:34:07 GMT ) [35] => Array ( [title] => Cisco bugs leave network automation vulnerable to attack [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/cisco_bugs_leave_network_automation_vulnerable_to_attack/ [description] => <h4>Packet snooping, certificate slip, and denial-of-service</h4> <p>A slip in certificate handling is one of three bugs in Cisco's Autonomic Networking software.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/cisco_bugs_leave_network_automation_vulnerable_to_attack/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 07:01:11 GMT ) [36] => Array ( [title] => NASA lights humongous rocket that goes nowhere ... until 2019 [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/nasa_lights_bloody_big_rocket_that_doesnt_go_anywhere/ [description] => <h4>Third Space Launch System engine controller declared a success</h4> <p><strong>Vid</strong> If you have a hankering to watch eight minutes of billowing clouds of rocket exhaust, NASA's posted the video of the latest test of its RS-25 engine.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/nasa_lights_bloody_big_rocket_that_doesnt_go_anywhere/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:33:04 GMT ) [37] => Array ( [title] => Twitter's twits turned troll's tech taunt into thought-provoking tonic [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/twitter_scala_node_js/ [description] => <h4>Behind the scenes of web upstart's shift from Scala to Node.js</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> In April, 2016 Paul Ford, cofounder of New York-based digital production studio Postlight, told Twitter its web app was crap.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/twitter_scala_node_js/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 06:05:07 GMT ) [38] => Array ( [title] => 'SambaCry' malware scum return with a Windows encore [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/sambacry_malware_scum_return_with_a_windows_encore/ [description] => <h4>CowerSnail' opens garden variety backdoors rather than mining BTC</h4> <p>Malware authors continue to chip away at Samba bugs similar to those that helped spread WannaCry/WannaCrypt.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/sambacry_malware_scum_return_with_a_windows_encore/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:56:05 GMT ) [39] => Array ( [title] => Microsoft adds all of Windows – including Server – to extended bug bounty program [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/microsoft_extends_windows_bug_bounty_program/ [description] => <h4>Hyper-V tops the Most Wanted list with $250k price on its head</h4> <p>Microsoft has extended its bug bounty program for Windows Insider to include the whole of the OS, extended its operation indefinitely and added Windows Server Insider to the eligibility list.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/microsoft_extends_windows_bug_bounty_program/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:04:09 GMT ) [40] => Array ( [title] => GitHub wants more new contributors, because that's what GitHub is <i>for</i> [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/github_upgrade_emphasises_collaboration/ [description] => <h4>'I started an eternal flamewar over code brackets and all I got was this stupid badge'</h4> <p>GitHub has added a chunk of features it says will help new users and projects build better communities.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/github_upgrade_emphasises_collaboration/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 03:02:05 GMT ) [41] => Array ( [title] => Greek police arrest chap accused of laundering $4bn of Bitcoin [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/greek_police_arrest_alleged_russian_bitcoin_launderer/ [description] => <h4>Russian Alexander Vinnik thought to be handling proceeds of Mt Gox bust</h4> <p>Police in Greece have arrested a Russian national they accuse of running the BTC-e Bitcoin exchange to launder more than US$4bn worth of the cryptocurrency.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/greek_police_arrest_alleged_russian_bitcoin_launderer/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 02:01:09 GMT ) [42] => Array ( [title] => Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/milky_way_galaxies/ [description] => <h4>'We could consider ourselves space travelers or extragalactic immigrants'</h4> <p>Up to half the atoms in the stars, planets, moons – and even in us – could come from distant galaxies beyond the Milky Way, according to a new study.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/milky_way_galaxies/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 01:00:05 GMT ) [43] => Array ( [title] => Australia cyber minister wants Asia to define new global laws of digi-war [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/27/asia_can_take_world_beyond_budapest_convention_on_cybercrime/ [description] => <h4>Interdependence of nations give the region incentive to go beyond Budapest Convention</h4> <p>Dan Tehan, Australia's minister assisting the prime minister for Cyber Security, says south-east Asian nations are beginning to discuss a joint regional approach to best practise cyber-security, and perhaps even also a new set of rules of engagement for online conflict.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/27/asia_can_take_world_beyond_budapest_convention_on_cybercrime/ [pubDate] => Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:01:51 GMT ) [44] => Array ( [title] => Valley VC sues blogger after sex pest claims, discovers writer is a male tech biz rival [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/vc_accused_sexual_harassment/ [description] => <h4>'Whistleblower' IP address leads to dude a few miles away</h4> <p>A Silicon Valley investor accused of sexual harassment by an anonymous blogger has sued the mysterious scribe for defamation – only to find the writer appeared to be a business rival in disguise.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/vc_accused_sexual_harassment/ [pubDate] => Wed, 26 Jul 2017 23:08:02 GMT ) [45] => Array ( [title] => Meg Whitman OUT at HP ...Inc [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/whitman_out_at_hp_inc/ [description] => <h4>Yes, she's giving up her board seat. What did you think we meant?</h4> <p>Meg Whitman has cut her last ties with HP Inc by stepping down as chairwoman of the company's board of directors.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/whitman_out_at_hp_inc/ [pubDate] => Wed, 26 Jul 2017 22:37:16 GMT ) [46] => Array ( [title] => Reminder: Spies, cops don't need to crack WhatsApp. They'll just hack your smartphone [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/german_cops_pwn_phones/ [description] => <h4>Need to snoop on chatter? Forget math, just exploit a bug</h4> <p>Police in Germany will forego seeking decryption keys for secure messaging apps, like WhatsApp, and instead simply hack devices to snoop on suspects.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/german_cops_pwn_phones/ [pubDate] => Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:58:53 GMT ) [47] => Array ( [title] => Tired: Java. Desired: Node.js. Retired: The suggestion a JavaScript runtime is bonkers [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/one_node_to_rule_them_all/ [description] => <h4>Er, according to these JS framework fans</h4> <p><strong>Node Summit</strong> As the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nodesummit.com/">Node Summit</a> got underway in San Francisco on Wednesday, Charles Beeler, general partner at Rally Ventures, said the Node community has come a long way since 2012, when everyone was talking about Node.js and no one was using it.…</p> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/one_node_to_rule_them_all/ [pubDate] => Wed, 26 Jul 2017 20:36:18 GMT ) [48] => Array ( [title] => Marketing giant Marketo forgets to renew domain name. Hilarity ensues [link] => http://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/26/marketo_forgot_to_renew_domain/ [description] => <h4>Red faces all round at dotcom after emails, tracking links go TITSUP</h4> <p>With a perfect dose of irony, a biz that sells automated marketing software online failed to automatically renew its dotcom.…</p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --> [guid] => tag:theregister.co.uk,2005:story/2017/07/26/marketo_forgot_to_renew_domain/ [pubDate] => Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:10:17 GMT ) ) int(49)
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Samsung Said To Open Its Pay Service, Could Make It Available On Rival Companies' Smartphones


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Season pass Wolfenstein II bevat drie nieuwe speelbare personages

Microsoft maakt Windows 10 S beschikbaar voor ontwikkelaars

Bungie maakt systeemeisen Destiny 2 bekend

Nederlandse politie zet eigen variant 'have I been pwned' online

Intel brengt eind dit jaar eerste producten uit op 10nm

Google-onderzoekers vinden gebreken in versleutelde usb-drives

Nokia-smartphones krijgen mogelijk camera-interface van Lumia-toestellen

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LG W7 oled - dunste tv voor de dikste portemonnee

WikiLeaks publiceert over CIA-tools die zich op Mac, Linux en FreeBSD richten

Oracle Java 8 update 144

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Apple haalt de iPod nano en iPod shuffle van zijn site

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AMD completeert AM4-platform met Ryzen 3 en Bristol Ridge-apu's

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Google stopt met Instant Search-functie die zoekresultaten toont tijdens typen

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Samsung gaat minder goedkope tv-modellen uitbrengen

HTC presenteert standalone vr-headset met Qualcomm Snapdragon-soc

NASA krijgt waarschijnlijk hoger budget voor Space Launch System en Orion

Google gaat streamingdiensten Play Music en YouTube Red samenvoegen

LG levert meer smartphones in Europa

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Bipartisan Senate legislation would modernize digital privacy

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